- Put on your positive pants
- Toss your hair in a bun, drink some coffee, put on some gangsta rap and handle it
- Why become moody when you can shake your booty
- When something goes wrong in your life, just yell “plot twist” and move on
- Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside
- Was it a bad day? Or was it a bad five minutes that you milked all day?
- Some see a weed, I see a wish
- Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up
- Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable cow
- Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat
- Chin up princess or the crown slips
- If life give you melons you might be dyslexic
- I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable badass I am going to be today
- Excuse, I have to go be awesome
- Think like a proton always positive
- Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip
- I am thankful for all those difficult people in my life. They have show me exactly who I do not want to be
- Not everyone has to like you. Not everyone has taste.
- We get so worried about being “pretty” let’s be pretty kind, pretty funny, pretty smart, pretty strong.
- Be brace. Even if you’re not, pretend to be.
- Get your happy on
- When shit happens turn it into fertilizer
- It’s ever too late to get your shit together
- How to be successful: focus on your own shit
- Be happy, it drives people crazy
- Don’t worry about those who talk behind your back, they’re behind you for a reason
- Compliment people: magnify their strengths, not their weaknesses
- You can’t make everyone happy. You aren’t a jar of Nutella
- Life is better when you’re laughing
- Dear universe, I am totally open to some awesome coming my way
- Amazing things happen when you distance yourself from negativity
- If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for like 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes
- Every time you are able to find some humor in a difficult situation, you win
- If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. The world needs more of that.
- Cry a river. Build a bridge. Get over it.
- Surround yourself with pizza not negativity
- Don’t ruin a good today by thinking about a bad day yesterday. Let it go
- The idea is to die young. As late as possible.
- Remember even your worst days on have 24 hours
- If you cannot be positive then at least be quiet
- Nothing can dim the light that shines from within
- Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right
- Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up
- What consumes your mind, controls your life
- Expect nothing and appreciate everything
- No matter how you feel. Get up, dress up, show up and never give up.
- Don’t let anyone ever dull your sparkle
- You may think you’ll never get over it, but you will, and you’ll be fine
- A negative mind will never give you a positive life
- Worry about loving yourself, instead of loving the idea of other people loving you
- Kill them with success and bury them with a smile
- You have to be odd to be number one
- You mistakes don’t define you
- No beauty shines brighter than that of a good heart
- Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny
- Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore.
- A secret to happiness is letting every situation be what it is, instead of what you think it should be
- It’s important to give it all you have while you have the chance
- Your past is just a story and once you realize this, it has no power over you
- Be thankful for all the troubles that you don’t have
- Don’t forget to be awesome
- And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit
- To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.
- Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you react to it
- You are good enough, smart enough, beautiful enough, and strong enough. Believe it and never let insecurity run your life.
- Your vibe attracts your tribe
- Be somebody who makes everybody feel like a somebody
- I’m gonna make the rest of my life. The best of my life.
- It is what it is. Accept it and move on.
- Never let somebody waste your time, twice.
- Don’t let your fear of what could happen making nothing happen
- Broken crayon still color
- I release all disease from my body and welcome health, love, and happiness into my life
- Oh, yes you certainly fucking can
- I persevere. I am relentless. I keep going.
- Each day, I automatically and successfully get healthier and healthier
- I love taking good care of myself
- You can and you will
- You must believe it to receive it
- Feelings are just visitors, let them come and go
- Slow down. Calm down. Don’t worry. Don’t hurry. Trust the process.
- Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
- In every moment of my day. I radiate calmness & tranquility. I am still within myself.
- Take a second to think about how blessed you are.
- Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on
- Stop looking for happiness in the same place you lost it
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